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Five ways Cameron and Vala convince Daniel a threesome is a good idea.
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1. The first time, Daniel and a threesome encounter each other entirely by accident, but Daniel can't even convince himself.
"They're handcuffs, Vala, not marriage bracelets," he says, and it's the nth time he said either this, or "For God's sake, Vala, we're not married." These cries never seem to work, for Vala is throwing herself at him once more, so he doesn't expect it to penetrate this time, but to his surprise, she finally sighs and states, "Either you're so lovesick for someone else you're blind to a pair of breasts, or you're a eunuch."
Daniel sarcastically snaps, "I'm a eunuch."
And after this, she laughs and walks away, and leaves him alone for the rest of the day, instead throwing herself at Mitchell.
Two days later, though, is the first time Mitchell dares bring booze on base. He has the perfect excuse lined up - that Daniel can't go off base for a drink, and that Vala ought to learn about the diverse assortment of available alcohol forms available on this planet since she's stuck here - but no one bothers him about it.
Daniel drinks just enough to stop thinking, and then he goes back to his room and flops onto his bed, too drunk to bother taking off his clothes.
Some unknown time later, Mitchell Vala barge in, a dubious guard following close behind. Mitchell closes the door and locks it, and Vala turns the camera to the ceiling, and then they both reached at once for Daniel's pants.
"Huh?" Daniel mutters.
"Ha!" Mitchell finally says triumphantly, when Daniel's pants and boxers are down around his ankles. "I told you he wasn't a eunuch."
"No, indeed," Vala says, and if Daniel had been more awake, he would have kicked them out that instant. Instead, he moans and hitches his hips up when Vala slowly starts stroking her hand up and down his cock. "In fact..." she says, and her spare hand is reaching for her pants.
The moment she throws herself next to Daniel, he pulls her shirt off and tugs Mitchell down until he collapses on top of them, and the next thing any of them knows is waking up, and Daniel and Mitchell are back to back and pantsless, and Vala is squished inbetween them and naked.
All of them are aching, and someone is knocking on the door.
"Last time I ever drink with you," he later mutters to Mitchell. Both are avoiding Teal'c's knowing gaze, though he's been staring at them non-stop ever since he knocked on the door to invite Daniel to breakfast, and Daniel refused to open the door, choosing to instead hide in the bathroom, and Mitchell had dashed out in pants too short and too wide, Vala arranging herself provocatively on the covers after pulling on Daniel's black shirt.
"I don't know about you, boys," Vala suddenly says, bouncing brightly. Daniel groans, but, to his horror, Mitchell grins.
"I gotta say," he says offhandedly. "I wouldn't mind doing it again."
Daniel watches them wander off towards the doorway, and glares. "I hate you both," he mutters, and stalks after them with his hands jammed deep inside his pockets.
~Dunvi
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He pretends that it was entirely not his fault the Prometheus was destroyed.
He pretends that Pendergast wasn't a good man who deserved to make it off that damn ship.
He pretends that he didn't care for at least some of the people on that planet.
He pretends Mitchell hasn't been sitting across his desk, staring at him while he chugs down a can of beer. "I'm hungry," he says listlessly, and stands, only wavering while he is rising.
They sit in the commissary, and eat chicken-imposter-beef stew, and when they stand, Mitchell starts, "So, uh, that - thing, with Vala -"
"Not gonna happen," Daniel says blandly, and Mitchell shrugs, and mutters that it's his loss, and that's that.
But he makes sure Mitchell walks away first, and when Mitchell is walking off, Daniel is sure his walk is slightly less bouncy.
He showers for five minutes in cold water, and then he spends forty-five minutes under hot, and he spends more of this time standing under water hot enough to scorch him than actually washing. When he has driven home, he goes to bed, and before closing his eyes, he tells himself to never, ever, think of Mitchell and sex at the same time again.
But the next morning, he wakes with laughter in his ears, and a scent he cannot truly place as Vala's, but isn't quite Shau're's either, and a fleeting image of an arm that isn't female and is somewhere in between two he knows pinned to his chest. He showers again before going to the SGC, where he's damn glad he didn't sleep, because there are cameras there to keep record of the night.
~Dunvi
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That night, he thinks he isn't sure what to think, but he also knows that isn't true; he can think about how strange he felt, watching the videos afterwards, and seeing himself do things he doesn't remember doing, but his body does, or he can think about the threat of the Ori, and the vague remembrance of mentioned things that didn't matter, so he never learned more, or he can think about how Earth has, multiple times, only barely avoided the fearful end that Tegalus came to, and that Kelowna nearly did as well. He falls asleep and dreams of Vala, and when Mitchell enters the equation, it's only as a buffer, to keep him from confusing Vala with Shau're, and it doesn't quite work because Mitchell's face keeps blurring into Jack's.
4. The fourth time, Daniel thinks of a threesome, and then immediately feels more guilty for the thought than anything, for he knows instinctively that the last thing Vala needs now (after having given birth to a daughter who then fast-forwarded through childhood, and of course the whole mess with Tomin, who obviously doesn't know what to think about Vala in relation to Daniel) is sex. So Daniel ignores Mitchell (who does want sex of any shape, size or form, because the Korelev is gone, and so many people he'd known are gone, and the stress of thinking his team was gone, makes him scared, though he'd never admit it, and the way he wants to relieve the tension is sex), goes home, and everyone is none the wiser. He thinks Mitchell and Sam may have gone off together to wind down, though.
That night is the first time he dreams of a threesome in which Vala and Mitchell are not replaced with Shau're and Jack.
~Dunvi
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Our room, of course, being the SG-1 males' bunk. They've been on the Dedalus for nearly two weeks now, and he is shucking off his BDUs. He realises that Mitchell is standing behind her.
"He invited me," she said, bouncing even more.
Daniel also realises that, with Teal'c still in the Milky Way, this means he is the one at a disadvantage. "I'm sorry?" he asks, but Vala is already making known her objective.
"I'm quite glad he did, too," she says in a voice Daniel can only describe as a purr, and before he can hastily yank on an old shirt to sleep in, Vala's plastered herself to his bare back.
He finds himself stumbling forwards in a daze. "Cameras," he mutters, and Mitchell grins.
"Sam said she'd handle it," he explains, "as long as we let her in on the fun next time."
"Were those her words," Daniel gasps, feeling wet mouth suckling his spine. He gets no answer; he hears zippers clicking and guesses Mitchell is helping Vala undress. Vala, in tandem, is pulling the shirt from around his neck, and he is falling limply on the thin mattress of his bed. "How long?"
"As long as we want," Vala whispers into his ear, and Mitchell whispers, "They were," into his other, and he is pressed, naked, into his bunk, and there are three warm bodies he has lusted after for far too long crushing him, hugging him, and he knows that Sam is watching, but he doesn't care, he doesn't care.
~Dunvi
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He falls asleep and dreams of Vala, and when Mitchell enters the equation, it's only as a buffer, to keep him from confusing Vala with Shau're, and it doesn't quite work because Mitchell's face keeps blurring into Jack's. ...
That night is the first time he dreams of a threesome in which Vala and Mitchell are not replaced with Shau're and Jack.
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Five ways Cameron and Vala convince Daniel a threesome is a good idea.
Cam and Vala got the idea while the three of them were drunk. Then they talked it to death. At least they think they talked a long while about it. It was hard for them to remember. They do remember Daniel stretched out on the couch, far gone already, struggling to stay awake and offering a word or two now and then. Once in a while he even came close to making sense.
1. The next day, Cam and Vala approached Daniel with the “we already do everything else together” suggestion. He just looked back at them, blinking, like they were completely out of their minds.
2. The day after that, Vala, wearing her most expensive perfume, used her best “oh, you know you want to” and stroked Daniel’s cheek, other hand on his chest. Daniel just rolled his eyes.
3. They thought they would get him with “three people would be less suspicious than two” argument. They were already getting the reputation of hanging out together. They could all have fun. If it were the three of them, who would ever suspect they were doing anything more than, for instance, going to the movies together or something, if they ever had to explain where they were or what they were doing. Daniel said maybe they should just go see a movie. Instead.
4. Just before the briefing started, Cam sat down beside Daniel with two coffees, putting one down in front of Daniel. When Daniel reached for it, Cam let his hand brush along Daniel’s for just a second. When Daniel looked up, Cam leaned toward him and whispered one word, “leather”. Daniel’s eyebrows went up, and his lips twitched like he had something he would like to say. But even though Cam could see him working through all the possibilities of leather what ifs, Daniel shook his head and looked down into his coffee.
5. But Daniel finally gave in when they suggested that he invite Jack.
As they left Daniel’s office, Cam and Vala high fived each other and laughed as they went in search of pie to celebrate the fact that Daniel had finally caved.
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Mmmmph hello?
Jack? Oh, did I wake you?
Noooo, hadda answer phone. [yawn]
Sorry. Just got home. Hey, you owe me $90.
Mmmm, what? Oh, they made a move? Already?
Oh, yeah, big time.
How do you figure $90?
Ok, per our list, first $20 they approached me.
D’oh, never shoulda bet against that one. Ok, check.
And second $20 they told me to invite you, you pervert.
Seriously? Sweet! Didn’t think you could pull that one off.
Hey, it’s me. And you underestimate yourself. Give me something hard.
I’ll give you…
See? Pervert
[laugh] Ok, check. Sooooo, when’s this secret little rendezvous?
Oooo, French, you make me all tingly when you do that, Jack. [laugh]
[snort] Smartass, I’ll show you French…
[snicker] Always the gentleman. It’s Saturday, 2100, don’t be late. And the bonus $50 they think it’s all completely their idea.
[laugh] Oh, but of course they do. You still got it Daniel.
Oh? Got what?
[sigh] I’m just sayin’, “ Mr. Innocent,” they never saw you coming, they have you right where you want them.
Who me? And that’s “Dr. Innocent” to you, thank you.
Hey, I’m the king of How Do I End Up Doing Exactly What Daniel Wants Me To Do? Been there, done that, bought the lifetime subscription. Apparently I’m getting the tattoo on Saturday. So just tell me why do I make these sucker bets with you?
This bet was all your idea, remember, Jack? [soft evil laugh] Oh, bring your leather…. things.
Ok, and make Mitchell get the beer and pizza. This little affair has cost me enough already.
Har. Har. Soooooo, whatcha wearing?
Nothing.
Mmmmmm.
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[sigh] I’m just sayin’, “ Mr. Innocent,” they never saw you coming, they have you right where you want them.
Who me? And that’s “Dr. Innocent” to you, thank you.
Hey, I’m the king of How Do I End Up Doing Exactly What Daniel Wants Me To Do? Been there, done that, bought the lifetime subscription. Apparently I’m getting the tattoo on Saturday.
::laughs and laughs and laughs, utterly delighted::
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Thank you! So glad you liked it!
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You got me! LOL
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1. “Vala knows some tricks you won’t believe.”
2. “Mitchell wants to be in the middle. Doesn’t that sound good, Daniel?”
3. “Vala sandwich. That’s what I’m talking about.”
4. “Mitchell thinks you’re hot.” “Geez!” “You said so.” “Oh, yeah, and what about what you said?” “That is irrelevant.” “She said you have a sweet tush, and that she wants to see me in it.” “All right, yes, I did say that.” “What did you think I was going to tell him?” “Never mind.” “Whatever. So, Jackson, you with us?” “Yes, Daniel. What do you say, hmm?”
5. “General O’Neill won’t mind.” “He’ll certainly never hear about it from me, darling.”
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Mitchell in the middle.
Vala in the middle.
Did they tempt Daniel with the middle?
The double-teaming Daniel in #4. LOL.
But watch out for General O'Neill!
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That's number six!
But watch out for General O'Neill!
Or, get ready for a foursome!
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