[If I screwed up something in the Season 9 timeline, sorry - I haven't had time to watch it properly in order.]
1. The first time, Daniel and a threesome encounter each other entirely by accident, but Daniel can't even convince himself.
"They're handcuffs, Vala, not marriage bracelets," he says, and it's the nth time he said either this, or "For God's sake, Vala, we're not married." These cries never seem to work, for Vala is throwing herself at him once more, so he doesn't expect it to penetrate this time, but to his surprise, she finally sighs and states, "Either you're so lovesick for someone else you're blind to a pair of breasts, or you're a eunuch."
Daniel sarcastically snaps, "I'm a eunuch."
And after this, she laughs and walks away, and leaves him alone for the rest of the day, instead throwing herself at Mitchell.
Two days later, though, is the first time Mitchell dares bring booze on base. He has the perfect excuse lined up - that Daniel can't go off base for a drink, and that Vala ought to learn about the diverse assortment of available alcohol forms available on this planet since she's stuck here - but no one bothers him about it.
Daniel drinks just enough to stop thinking, and then he goes back to his room and flops onto his bed, too drunk to bother taking off his clothes.
Some unknown time later, Mitchell Vala barge in, a dubious guard following close behind. Mitchell closes the door and locks it, and Vala turns the camera to the ceiling, and then they both reached at once for Daniel's pants.
"Huh?" Daniel mutters.
"Ha!" Mitchell finally says triumphantly, when Daniel's pants and boxers are down around his ankles. "I told you he wasn't a eunuch."
"No, indeed," Vala says, and if Daniel had been more awake, he would have kicked them out that instant. Instead, he moans and hitches his hips up when Vala slowly starts stroking her hand up and down his cock. "In fact..." she says, and her spare hand is reaching for her pants.
The moment she throws herself next to Daniel, he pulls her shirt off and tugs Mitchell down until he collapses on top of them, and the next thing any of them knows is waking up, and Daniel and Mitchell are back to back and pantsless, and Vala is squished inbetween them and naked.
All of them are aching, and someone is knocking on the door.
"Last time I ever drink with you," he later mutters to Mitchell. Both are avoiding Teal'c's knowing gaze, though he's been staring at them non-stop ever since he knocked on the door to invite Daniel to breakfast, and Daniel refused to open the door, choosing to instead hide in the bathroom, and Mitchell had dashed out in pants too short and too wide, Vala arranging herself provocatively on the covers after pulling on Daniel's black shirt.
"I don't know about you, boys," Vala suddenly says, bouncing brightly. Daniel groans, but, to his horror, Mitchell grins.
"I gotta say," he says offhandedly. "I wouldn't mind doing it again."
Daniel watches them wander off towards the doorway, and glares. "I hate you both," he mutters, and stalks after them with his hands jammed deep inside his pockets.
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Date: 2007-03-12 03:11 pm (UTC)1. The first time, Daniel and a threesome encounter each other entirely by accident, but Daniel can't even convince himself.
"They're handcuffs, Vala, not marriage bracelets," he says, and it's the nth time he said either this, or "For God's sake, Vala, we're not married." These cries never seem to work, for Vala is throwing herself at him once more, so he doesn't expect it to penetrate this time, but to his surprise, she finally sighs and states, "Either you're so lovesick for someone else you're blind to a pair of breasts, or you're a eunuch."
Daniel sarcastically snaps, "I'm a eunuch."
And after this, she laughs and walks away, and leaves him alone for the rest of the day, instead throwing herself at Mitchell.
Two days later, though, is the first time Mitchell dares bring booze on base. He has the perfect excuse lined up - that Daniel can't go off base for a drink, and that Vala ought to learn about the diverse assortment of available alcohol forms available on this planet since she's stuck here - but no one bothers him about it.
Daniel drinks just enough to stop thinking, and then he goes back to his room and flops onto his bed, too drunk to bother taking off his clothes.
Some unknown time later, Mitchell Vala barge in, a dubious guard following close behind. Mitchell closes the door and locks it, and Vala turns the camera to the ceiling, and then they both reached at once for Daniel's pants.
"Huh?" Daniel mutters.
"Ha!" Mitchell finally says triumphantly, when Daniel's pants and boxers are down around his ankles. "I told you he wasn't a eunuch."
"No, indeed," Vala says, and if Daniel had been more awake, he would have kicked them out that instant. Instead, he moans and hitches his hips up when Vala slowly starts stroking her hand up and down his cock. "In fact..." she says, and her spare hand is reaching for her pants.
The moment she throws herself next to Daniel, he pulls her shirt off and tugs Mitchell down until he collapses on top of them, and the next thing any of them knows is waking up, and Daniel and Mitchell are back to back and pantsless, and Vala is squished inbetween them and naked.
All of them are aching, and someone is knocking on the door.
"Last time I ever drink with you," he later mutters to Mitchell. Both are avoiding Teal'c's knowing gaze, though he's been staring at them non-stop ever since he knocked on the door to invite Daniel to breakfast, and Daniel refused to open the door, choosing to instead hide in the bathroom, and Mitchell had dashed out in pants too short and too wide, Vala arranging herself provocatively on the covers after pulling on Daniel's black shirt.
"I don't know about you, boys," Vala suddenly says, bouncing brightly. Daniel groans, but, to his horror, Mitchell grins.
"I gotta say," he says offhandedly. "I wouldn't mind doing it again."
Daniel watches them wander off towards the doorway, and glares. "I hate you both," he mutters, and stalks after them with his hands jammed deep inside his pockets.
~Dunvi