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Five things Rodney does that make Sam want to sleep with him.
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1) When Rodney was back on earth during the construction of the bridge, they ended up at a bar arguing over whose brain was smarter. Lots and lots of alcohol and a taxi cab ride later, Sam was slumped on the floor and Rodney was a puddle of her sofa. Silence filled the room when he suddenly declared they should breed to create a super genius with his looks and his brains. Sam would need to be involved because only she could handle such genius, unlike his mother, plus she was better with people. It was by far the oddest set of compliments Sam had ever received.
It was weird, even though two men wanted to marry her, it was the first time anyone had wanted to have her babies.
2) Sheppard sent her a message all about Sam the Whale. It was creepy and flattering, and made her smile for a week. She almost bought Rodney a giant stuffed whale at the toy store, but ended up sending them all copies of Free Willy.
3) She thought of giving him a pity fuck before he left for Atlantis. But as she looked at her own stressed out life and watched him dance around the SGC with uncontrolled glee, she wasn’t sure who would pity whom.
4) During the “Great Exile”, as Rodney had deemed it, Sam and he stood in silent amazement as Drs. Kavanaugh and Felger fought like five year old girls over a simple project. The meshing of the science divisions wasn’t going well and tension was high and brains were exhausted. So no one was really surprised when Felger pulled Kavanaugh’s ponytail. Dr. Kavanaugh retaliated by scratching at Felger’s eyes, then one tore the other’s shirt and Sam ran out in a hurry. They were two people she never, ever wanted to see unclothed.
Rodney followed her and she turned to see him buckled over, gasping for air as he shook with laughter. She began to giggle at the sound of a chair following over and was laughing just as hard as he was when the fight escalated to ridiculous name-calling. It was when Felger announced that he was in fact rubber, while Dr. Kavanaugh was indeed glue and he could make the charts to prove it that the two head scientists collapsed on each other in a puppy pile of giggling and utter exhaustion. Sam grinned at Rodney, who gently wiped a tear of joy away from the corner of her eye as one last low chuckle slipped past his lips. She froze and locked eyes with him and just for a very slow moment, Sam wondered.
5) Somehow, Rodney managed to start a bar fight then hid behind her as he declared very loudly that she could kick all of their asses. Normally this would not be a problem, but he had pissed off a biker group by commenting that rabid, stoned howler monkeys had better table manners. Luckily, Cam, Vala, and Sheppard were in the bar and offered to “help”. Help translated to Vala trying to steal a bike or biker as she wasn’t picky, Sheppard and Rodney bickering over whose fault this really was and yes, Miss Piggy was Kermit’s one true love, and Cam telling a story about the time his Gran’ma hosted an afternoon tea for bikers (they were all a bit drunk).
It ended when the bikers slowly backed out of the bar to get away from the crazy people.
Later, Rodney bought her a piece of chocolate peanut butter cheesecake to apologize and commented that she and Teyla could have wiped the floor with the bikers, plus it would be hot. And who could resist that?
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#4 totally sounds like something TPTB would have put on film.
And #5 is cracktastic, with Miss Piggy and Cam's Gran'ma and howler monkeys!! :-)
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And thanks! Cracktastic is the highest compliment of fic that can be paid. :)
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These are great. Love #4 and #5 especially.
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Five things Rodney does that make Sam want to sleep with him.
2. Dazzles her with his brilliance. Again, doesn’t happen very often, but that’s just because her own brilliance is so dazzling so much of the time.
3. Looks happy. Almost never happens. Smugly satisfied he’s good at; true happiness comes harder.
4. Looks lost. It happens. But Sam is a little creeped out by the notion that this might be her maternal instinct manifesting itself. More than a little.
5. Locks eyes with her as they share the joy of science. Communication, kinship. Rivalry put aside. It makes her heart race and her blood pump, and she wants him, bad. Ten seconds later he’s insulting her intelligence or demeaning her womanhood and she just wants to knee him in the balls.
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Thank you!
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