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Five ways Jack told his team he was leaving command of the SGC.
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1. Email Sender: oneill@sgc.usaf.mil: “3 bd 2ba house FSOB (for sale by owner), relocating. Good schools. Great neighborhood. Easy commute to the base. In good condition and alien free, at least for now. New door locks, updated kitchen, and furnished, including the NID surveillance devices. Homeowner’s warranty available, excludes on site abductions and explosions. Short escrow preferred.
2. BOQ bulletin board: Moving Sale: vintage motorcycle, low miles because I was off world too much. Crashed only once when abducted but fixed by Thor himself. Available immediately, Contact Gen. O’Neill.
3. “We Have Moved Card”: Brig. Gen. Jack O’Neill can be found at Ft. Myer’s Base Officer housing, Arlington, VA. Phone: (703) 555-1212.
4. Base newspaper: Moving Sale, Sat/Sun 8am-3pm. Entire contents of a general’s home filled with a decade of accumulation. Dinset hutch bdrm sets lvrm collectibles books hibatchi tools garden late model truck and much much more. No early birds. (O’Neill’s address)
5. Memo:
Effective in 2 weeks, the new base commander will be Maj. General Hank Landry. I know you will all receive him with the proper respect.
Lay off the practical jokes for a few days until he settles in.
By order of the Chief of the Air Force, in my absence, no retribution is allowed on the base’s resident fairy. She has been assigned to Gen. Landry’s personal care.
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These were excellent. Very Jack-ish.
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Where do I send the bill for my splurfed keyboard...?
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and yup, jack is a funny guy.
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#3 and #5 are classic Jack.
#2 sounds like something Jack would do.
#1 makes me sad.
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Jack is a funny guy, and you're no slouch yourself! *g*
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