sg_five_things | Prompt 49.05

Five mission reports SGA/SG1 wishes they never had to file.

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Date: 2008-07-21 02:26 pm (UTC)

From:

muffinlips146.livejournal.com

She Bangs. (some sexual references)

She Bangs, or the 5 Mission Reports SG-1 Wishes they never had to file.

*I've taken liberties with the prompt. Apologies*

1)Argos(Cynthia)
No one knows a tactful way to say Col. O'Neill banged a local.

2)P4X-369(herpes)
The one where Daniel caught chicken pox. The worst was as they were walking down the ramp,Hammond had asked how the mission had gone and Jack announced to the entire gateroom that Daniel had caught herpes from a 12 year old boy. SG-1 gaped at O'Neill(except Teal'c, who never gaped), and the rest of the room gaped at Daniel.

"What?"Jack smirked "Chicken pox are a type of herpes."

Now Daniel has to explain that pronouncement, without refuting it, because technically it's true(Daniel had asked Janet during his visit to the infirmary).

He's been staring at his computer screen for a while now. Nothing he could think of would stop people from gossiping, especially with his face covered in bright red sores.

Damn Jack. He was more annoying than the itchiness.

Daniel scratched.

3)Edora (Laira)
Jack couldn't think of a tactful way to say he'd banged a local.

4)M9S-K40 (Foo-foo)
The one with the cannibalistic midgets in bunny suits, intent on sacrificing SG-1 to their pink demon God 'Foo-foo'.

It was just too embarrassing.

5)Earth (1969)
Everyone decided it was best if Jack banging Mrs. Mitchell at the hippie love in was omitted from their reports.