1. "Oh, we can't go there. Cameron's ex-wife is there, remember?"
"She's not my ex-wife. She was a ten foot tall gorilla-woman."
"Who married you in a lovely civil ceremony and then tried to eat us all when you left her so cruelly. It would be rude to go back. I forbid it."
"I hate you."
2. The one SG-7 accidentally made believe they were their Gods. (Not as uncommon as one might think, except for the part were the people wanted to spawn a race of demi-gods with them and had very creative technology to those ends that left Dr. Lam herself uncomfortable for days just after hearing about it).
3. New Atlantea for SG-1, implemented by Dr. Rodney McKay with a post-it note about lemons, ignored by everyone else involved.
4. SG-13 from the one with the ruins and rare purple plant. The scientifically-focused team had ended up in an all-out brawl over which project to prioritize.
5. All planets with first contact scenarios: SG-6, the five-time winner of the Most Likely to Start a Galactic War Award (unofficially) due to a series of unfortunate missions that involved being elected supreme ruler of a race of thieves that Vala found unsavory; shooting a thousand-year-old religious animal worshiped by the populous of three planets because it "looked like a freaking dragon!"; bringing expanding quicksand back into the gateroom; mistakenly conjugating the name of the city in a way that implied they were trying to gift it away from the locals; befriending a robot that made ZPMs and then de-programs it ("It was talking like Hal!"); and leading an entire planet to believe they were cannibals due to telling a rather inappropriate story as they walked through the gate.
On the plus side, they were also the team with the most voluntarily members ("We are never bored. No matter what they try!"
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Date: 2010-11-12 05:52 am (UTC)"Oh, we can't go there. Cameron's ex-wife is there, remember?"
"She's not my ex-wife. She was a ten foot tall gorilla-woman."
"Who married you in a lovely civil ceremony and then tried to eat us all when you left her so cruelly. It would be rude to go back. I forbid it."
"I hate you."
2.
The one SG-7 accidentally made believe they were their Gods. (Not as uncommon as one might think, except for the part were the people wanted to spawn a race of demi-gods with them and had very creative technology to those ends that left Dr. Lam herself uncomfortable for days just after hearing about it).
3.
New Atlantea for SG-1, implemented by Dr. Rodney McKay with a post-it note about lemons, ignored by everyone else involved.
4.
SG-13 from the one with the ruins and rare purple plant. The scientifically-focused team had ended up in an all-out brawl over which project to prioritize.
5.
All planets with first contact scenarios: SG-6, the five-time winner of the Most Likely to Start a Galactic War Award (unofficially) due to a series of unfortunate missions that involved being elected supreme ruler of a race of thieves that Vala found unsavory; shooting a thousand-year-old religious animal worshiped by the populous of three planets because it "looked like a freaking dragon!"; bringing expanding quicksand back into the gateroom; mistakenly conjugating the name of the city in a way that implied they were trying to gift it away from the locals; befriending a robot that made ZPMs and then de-programs it ("It was talking like Hal!"); and leading an entire planet to believe they were cannibals due to telling a rather inappropriate story as they walked through the gate.
On the plus side, they were also the team with the most voluntarily members ("We are never bored. No matter what they try!"