Well, my husband talks in his sleep, and one night he came out with "Categorize the day! Discuss [indistinct mumble]" Now, he was taking a philosophy course and studying Wittgenstein at the time, so that may have had some effect on what he said, but other utterances have been similarly...odd. I figure if Bill manages to wrangle that German conference, he may be a tad disappointed, or at least come away at least as puzzled as he arrived.

I once was camping with a girl who sat up in her sleeping bag, clearly unaware of her surroundings, shouted "Hi-oh, Silver!" and lay back down, leaving the rest of us pondering what could possibly have brought the Lone Ranger into it...