#1. Gravity defying lace covered mammary enhancers

#2. Polyester stuffed creature imitating comfort suppliers

#3. Motorised satisfaction enhancing fake rubber phallus'

#4. Mood enhancing sweetened cacao originating substances

#5. And one dashing, brave and ultimately heroic archaeologist who explored dusty temples, found crystal skulls, the holy grail and worked for a secret government organisation... bull whip optional.