The Boardwalk Inn: Steeplechase suite. This is the big honkin' suite on the concierge level. I've looked inside, and it's quite something. I wouldn't want to live there, but I can imagine SG-1 making themselves at home during their visit. By the way, there aren't very many TV channels at the on site hotels. Many of them are a variety of Disneyworld tour-vacation-guide shows that repeat rather endlessly.

SG-1 tries to take a nap watch TV.

Teal'c: "I wish to view Anthony Zimmer eating strange foods."

Sam: "That's bizarre."

Teal'c: "Indeed. I do not understand why this television has so few channels."

Jack: "For what this suite costs they should at least have some movie channels. The tour guide on all those Disney shows give me the creeps."

Sam: "She's a bit too cheerful."

Daniel: "There's an ancient tradition of exaggerated welcoming presentations in order to entice travelers.

Jack: "I don't trust that."

Daniel: "Well, of course not. But that doesn't mean one should tell the greeters that they're full of-"

Jack: "All right, there's no need to bring that up again."

Teal'c: "These beds are not as technologically advanced as the ones in the place O'Neill and I visited previously."

Daniel: "Um.......Jack is there something you want to tell me?"

Sam: "Sir?"

Jack: "Don't look at me!"