Magic Kingdom's Snow White: This "dark" ride takes you through the story of Snow White. Including the existentially conflicted hunter, dark forest, evil wicked witch, and the seven dwarves. We're not talking high tech, or politically correct stuff. Although, the scenery is painted in a nice way that echoes the cartoon. The carts the guests ride in are all named after the seven dwarves. They can also fit two adults in each row...so four people can travel together.
Along the way you get to see inside the dwarves house and their mines. You also get to chase after the wicked witch with them. That would be after she abandons Snow White to the forest, then goes after her to feed her the tainted apple. (apple of knowledge, anyone?) Eventually Prince Charming shows up and does his thing. Any other thoughts about the dwarves living arrangements are better left for another time..
SG-1 survives the Snow White ride... and each other:
Jack: "There ya go docs, just for you a cart named Doc." Teal'c: "I have a bad feeling about this." Daniel: "No kidding." Jack: "Where's your spirit of adventure?" Daniel: "I think I left it over at the Dumbo ride." Teal'c: "You are looking distinctly less pale at this time." Sam: "Don't you mean green?" Daniel: "Two words Sam, 'Splash Mountain'. Just a little reminder." Jack: "Hey, Am I going to have to pull this theme park over by the side of the road?" Teal'c: "I do not believe that is possible O'Neill." Sam: "Wow, look at that kid screaming. I think she's hitting an ultrasonic decibel."
Jack: "See, it's really no biggie, Teal'c." Sam: "I still don't get why Snow White didn't just do in the Wicked Witch right off the bat." Daniel: "Well, at the time that the story was first written down, the roles--hey Jack!" Teal'c: "O'Neill, the signs were quite clear about your arms remaining within the confines of the seat." Jack: "That's just for kids Teal'c." Daniel: "His point exactly."
Sam: "Well, thank god that's over. I've had just about all I can take of Prince Charming." Daniel: "Me too." Teal'c: "As have I." Jack: "Well, it wasn't my idea to go to all four parks in one day." Daniel: "We survived PST-489, we should have been able to cope with this." Teal'c: "I desire to see 'It's a Small World' again."
SG-1 visits Disneyworld #2.
Along the way you get to see inside the dwarves house and their mines. You also get to chase after the wicked witch with them. That would be after she abandons Snow White to the forest, then goes after her to feed her the tainted apple. (apple of knowledge, anyone?) Eventually Prince Charming shows up and does his thing. Any other thoughts about the dwarves living arrangements are better left for another time..
SG-1 survives the Snow White ride... and each other:
Jack: "There ya go docs, just for you a cart named Doc."
Teal'c: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Daniel: "No kidding."
Jack: "Where's your spirit of adventure?"
Daniel: "I think I left it over at the Dumbo ride."
Teal'c: "You are looking distinctly less pale at this time."
Sam: "Don't you mean green?"
Daniel: "Two words Sam, 'Splash Mountain'. Just a little reminder."
Jack: "Hey, Am I going to have to pull this theme park over by the side of the road?"
Teal'c: "I do not believe that is possible O'Neill."
Sam: "Wow, look at that kid screaming. I think she's hitting an ultrasonic decibel."
Jack: "See, it's really no biggie, Teal'c."
Sam: "I still don't get why Snow White didn't just do in the Wicked Witch right off the bat."
Daniel: "Well, at the time that the story was first written down, the roles--hey Jack!"
Teal'c: "O'Neill, the signs were quite clear about your arms remaining within the confines of the seat."
Jack: "That's just for kids Teal'c."
Daniel: "His point exactly."
Sam: "Well, thank god that's over. I've had just about all I can take of Prince Charming."
Daniel: "Me too."
Teal'c: "As have I."
Jack: "Well, it wasn't my idea to go to all four parks in one day."
Daniel: "We survived PST-489, we should have been able to cope with this."
Teal'c: "I desire to see 'It's a Small World' again."