1) Jonas went on a mission. He had no idea why SG-12 needed him, but Hammond said it was important, stressed he'd be gone the whole day. Something Jonas needed to learn on Y2K-889, and since Jonas learned fast he was going. Bright-eyed, Jonas grinned, said, "I'm your man." Hammond resisted the urge to tell him, "No, son, you're not." But he kept the words back and thought about how some things you did because of orders. Others you did for your people. And while SG-12 didn't hear the words 'snipe hunt,' they understood the mission, and kept Jonas busy and far from being a reminder of anything to SG-1.

2) Sam Worked. She swears to this day she was trying to extend the range of a transponder beacon. It's just a coincidence that she happened to be working with amplifiled light in the same wavelenghts as those put out by an ascended being, and therefore within range of what they might sense. And no, that wasn't a song it transmitted. Those were random electronic tones generated purely for the purpose of testing--it just happened to sound really, really familiar. That's her report, and she's sticking to it.

3) Teal'c instituted a new self-defense class. Four dislocations, six pulled muscles, two broken bones, and three hours later, Dr. Fraiser closed it down.

4) Jack made an inspection. Air vents. They needed inspection, right? Military equipment and all. So he strolled every level, stopped at every vent, waited. Then he pounced on Siler, asked if there'd been any odd gusts reported. Siler stared at him, eyes wide, gave back a slow, "No, sir," and pretty much looked resigned to another round of alien body swaps. So Jack repeated the tour--and wasn't it just like Daniel to forget his own birthday.

5) Somehow they all ended the day in Daniel's office. Well, it was supposed to be Jonas' office now, but they all swaped guilty glances--or, Sam's was guilty, and Teal'c pretended his wasn't, but Jack tried to put his off as feeling bad because he'd just pocketed the batteries in Jonas' TV remote for use in his own. But they all knew what the others were thinking. Then Jack asked, "Think we should send a card?" Sam gave him a Cheshire Cat smile. Teal'c tilted his head and suggested cake. "Excellent," Jack answered, with a Mr. Burnsian drawl. "But I think we should be the ones to get a wish this year." So they snuck into O'Malleys for cake and a commorative eviction. The wish got answered much later.
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