Five things that go wrong for someone on an average day at the SGC.

1. The hastily entered cubicle is out of toilet paper.
2. The highly anticipated blue Jell-O is all gone.
3. The #^#*# photocopier/printer/fax machine has jammed yet again!
4. The greatly desired unscheduled off-world activation necessary to avoid a reprimand/dressing down does not occur.
5. Sergeant Siler reports for duty!