Date: 2007-02-14 12:48 pm (UTC)
Five ways Daniel Jackson didn't die

1. Daniel didn't die when Carrie Goldstein agreed to go as his date to Homecoming and then wandered off to make out with Jake Lewis. He still thinks death would have been preferable to standing there dateless and conspicuous for three hours because he was too embarrassed to call his foster parents to come pick him up.

2. Daniel didn't die when his new "friends" convinced him to drink an entire bottle of vodka. One case of alcohol poisoning later, his desire to hang out with the popular kids was well and truly dead.

3. Daniel didn't die when he went through sarcophagus withdrawal. He just really, really wanted to for a while.

4. Daniel didn't die when Replicator-Carter stabbed him. There's a part of him that's a little annoyed with Oma for ascending him again, he thinks he's earned his rest by now.

5. Daniel didn't die with the rest of his team in Ancient Egypt. He'll never completely forgive them for that.
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