Five Times Major Davis Was a Patient at the SCG Infirmary
His first visit to the infirmary as a patient took place when he slipped on ice in the Cheyenne Mountain parking lot, fell awkwardly, and sprained his wrist. Stupid Colorado winters.
He had the misfortune to be at SGC discussing routine matters when SG-2 brought back a highly contagious virus which only affected men. This led to a multitude of jokes which female personnel found hilarious. Davis was too busy throwing up to pay the jokes any heed.
Major Davis with a steaming mug of coffee + Dr. Lee trying to read and walk simultaneously = one very pissed major being treated for a minor burn to his arm.
He doesn’t remember much of his fourth stint in the infirmary. It involved abnormally high pheromones and an alien STD and he doesn’t want to recall any more, thank you very much. It was curable and that’s all he needs to know.
Davis had always scoffed at superstitions around Friday the 13th. That is, until he walked under a ladder at SGC one Friday the 13th and it promptly collapsed, hitting his back and knocking him on the cement floor. He needed stitches and still has a small scar on his chin from this incident. The fact that an invisible alien turned out to be responsible didn’t make him feel any better about the whole Friday the 13th thing.
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His first visit to the infirmary as a patient took place when he slipped on ice in the Cheyenne Mountain parking lot, fell awkwardly, and sprained his wrist. Stupid Colorado winters.
He had the misfortune to be at SGC discussing routine matters when SG-2 brought back a highly contagious virus which only affected men. This led to a multitude of jokes which female personnel found hilarious. Davis was too busy throwing up to pay the jokes any heed.
Major Davis with a steaming mug of coffee + Dr. Lee trying to read and walk simultaneously = one very pissed major being treated for a minor burn to his arm.
He doesn’t remember much of his fourth stint in the infirmary. It involved abnormally high pheromones and an alien STD and he doesn’t want to recall any more, thank you very much. It was curable and that’s all he needs to know.
Davis had always scoffed at superstitions around Friday the 13th. That is, until he walked under a ladder at SGC one Friday the 13th and it promptly collapsed, hitting his back and knocking him on the cement floor. He needed stitches and still has a small scar on his chin from this incident. The fact that an invisible alien turned out to be responsible didn’t make him feel any better about the whole Friday the 13th thing.