1. The fans
2. The fanfic
3. The kawoosh!
4. The homoerotic undercurrents
5. The actors who play into the homoerotic undercurrents
6. Major Lorne, cute in two galaxies
7. Kasuf
8. Ska’ara
9. RDA’s adlibs
10. Captain Samantha Carter
11. Major Samantha Carter
12. Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter
13. Colonel Samantha Carter
14. The Nox
15. Funny hats
16. Funny hats that belong to Teal’c
17. Narim
18. Schroedinger
19. Young Hammond
20. James Spader
21. Jack O’Neil
22. Jack O’Neill
23. Cam Mitchell
24. Cam Mitchell’s grandma
25. Teal’c, my favorite Jaffa
26. Bra’tac, my favorite Jaffa
27. Dr. Daniel Jackson
28. General Hammond
29. Walter! (Norman, Davis, Harriman)
30. Richard Dean Anderson
31. Christopher Judge
32. Jacob
33. The lovelorn Agent Barrett
34. Rodney McKay, a genius in two galaxies
35. Michael Shanks
36. Michael Shanks’ mouth
37. Michael Shanks’ eyes
38. Amanda Tapping
39. Don S. Davis forever
40. Kurt Russell
41. John Sheppard, professional hero
42. Ronon. Growl.
43. Ben Browder
44. Thor
45. Thor’s Asgard buddies
46. Thor again
47. Puddlejumpers
48. Ascension
49. Jonas Quinn
50. Descension