These are so great! So inventive and such a good mix. The Seuss/Simpsons verse one is most awesome. I love #4, that's a really clever response to the prompt. And Teal'c lying in the infirmary all dreamy and sweet and maudlin and telling everybody how much he loves them -- that puts a big silly grin on my face. The last one is lovely, and the first one made me grin too. Maybe when the Goa'uld and Ori are a decades-old memory there'll be Vintage Vessels and Monster Spacecraft rallies in the Dakara system or somewhere, people showing off their lovingly-restored Ori warships (demilitarized, of course) and souped-up al'keshes? Anyway, such a fun list, thanks so much for writing!