sid: (Redial the gate)
sid ([personal profile] sid) wrote in [community profile] sg_five_things 2008-03-02 08:38 pm (UTC)

Five reasons for the falling-out between Landry and Lam.

1. She really wanted that pony.

2. He thought he’d spork his eyes out if he had to sit through one more dance recital.

3. She wanted to be Daddy’s girl, but Daddy wasn’t home enough, so she became Mommy’s girl, and Mommy’s divorce became her divorce, too.

4. An exotic dancer named Tawny. Lam felt humiliated. If her father had to be a lecher, did he have to be an idiot, too?

5. An exotic dancer named Sassy. Landry felt humiliated. If his daughter had to be a lesbian, couldn’t she have better taste at least?

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