Five things that go wrong on an average day at the SGC

they always run out of something. copy paper, blue jello & band aids top the list.

someone gets hurt in a, usually preventable, accident. slipping on a wet floor or over doing a workout.

things get misplaced. usually important stuff like a report that a department head wants yesterday.

stuff breaks. and it takes 10-12 weeks to get a replacement. after filling out the request in triplicate.

the laundry ruins or loses some article of clothing. often right before an important meeting.