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([personal profile] paian posting in [community profile] sg_five_things May. 28th, 2007 01:56 pm)
Five things Jack learned after becoming general.


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From: [identity profile] stargatebabe.livejournal.com


Washington is a cesspool. That being said, Jack has played in one or another all his Black Ops/Spec Ops career. This foray to the Pentagon was just one more. He still managed to uncover a few facts.

1. Dynastic Presidencies are not a coincidence. It was all arranged. The Trust can learn a few things from a certain Texas family that really aren't from Texas.

2. The President was dropped on his head as a child.

3. Scooter Libby is a Goa'uld.

4. The Internal Revenue Service is run by the Goa'uld. It's the one agency that has virtually no oversight and unlimited power. Of course it's run by the Goa'uld.

5. The Potomac River is the best bass fishing in North America if you don't mind the fish having two heads.
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From: [identity profile] beanpot.livejournal.com


I think I've had that bass served to me before.

Hysterical. And yes on the IRS - plus their building is way too pretty and ornate.
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