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Paian ([personal profile] paian) wrote in [community profile] sg_five_things2006-10-03 08:48 am
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Five-things Prompt 3.01

Five times Jack has ended up wearing a "skirt."


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Five times Jack has ended up wearing a "skirt"

[identity profile] starglyph.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
1. Saint Andrew High School. His eyes on the Air Force Academy and dreams of flying. He portrayed an ancient Roman Centurion in the annual school play about the Roman Empire. The uniform skirt was authentically reproduced from strips of real leather, divided and pleated for ease of movement in battle. He loved how it made him feel, like an actual warrior and he sported an erection whenever he wore it. He played the same character four years running.

2. United States Air Force Academy. Cadet hazing. The skirt was short, black and he kept his boots on. In the morning, the upperclassman that had taken a picture Jack, was pissed. His camera and spent roll of film had been stolen from his dorm room, while he was sleeping. The following morning, that same upperclassman discovered that his camera, with new film loaded, had been returned during the night. He was extremely pissed, because he and his roommate had spent the night in the same bed. Three photos had been taken. He ripped the film from the camera and burned it. Frank Simmons stayed pissed.

3. Special Forces. Iraq. Okay, it was really a robe. He’d been on an undercover assignment and got the job done. When he was captured, he was relieved that he'd been able to get back in uniform. He preferred to die in uniform. While in prison, there were times when he would have preferred to die, uniform or not.

4. Halloween. Wearing a Marge Simpson costume. Two words. Never. Again.

5. Kilt. It was an authentic USAF uniform of the Piper, in blue plaid. He bought it and wore it as a special favor for a long-time buddy, to give an Academy talk. Daniel, well, Daniel loves the kilt. He has Jack wear it at least every other month. Then Daniel kindly takes it to be dry-cleaned.

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[identity profile] sef1029.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I can easily see Jack as a centurion. RDA should make a guest appearance on Rome.

#2 is great! I can definitely believe that Jack knows how to protect himself and would blackmail that ratty Simmons.

#5 Daniel is so considerate. :)

Re: Five times Jack has ended up wearing a "skirt"

[identity profile] starglyph.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Now we need someone to make make a centurion Jack picture.

(have you seen the kilt one that [livejournal.com profile] green_grrl made me?)

thanks

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[identity profile] sef1029.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
(have you seen the kilt one that green_grrl made me?)

Nope--where is it?

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[identity profile] starglyph.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Scroll down to end of the fic: Kink (http://starting-gate.livejournal.com/4688.html#cutid1)

Re: Five times Jack has ended up wearing a "skirt"

[identity profile] sef1029.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
::snerk::

All he needs is a baton.
sid: (Jack dimples)

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[personal profile] sid 2006-10-17 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, ha! When I saw that there was one comment for this prompt, I knew it would be YOU!

*pictures Jack in tall blue wig* Bwahaha!

There's that bad boy Simmons! No wonder he was out to get SG-1!!

Re: Five times Jack has ended up wearing a "skirt"

[identity profile] starglyph.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Busted!
It wasn't my prompt, so I'm not the only one!

Yeah...I wonder- who was Simmons with? Hmmm.
*eg*

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[identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
these are wonderful. :)

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[identity profile] starglyph.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, I appreciate it.

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[identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
and work is really interfering with my reading time. ;)

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[identity profile] msbeata.livejournal.com 2006-10-19 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, I adore these.

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[identity profile] starglyph.livejournal.com 2006-10-19 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Woo Hoo! Very nice of you to say.

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[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2006-10-22 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you SO MUCH fr writing my prompt! *smooch!*

1. Jack. Centurion kilt. Guh!

2. Simmons -- heh! Love Jack's mad skillz, even as a cadet. ;-)

3. Ouch.

4. Heh! Why not? That's too awesome!

5. Yum. Yum yum yum. You know, I seem to remember a story like that... ;-)

Re: Five times Jack has ended up wearing a "skirt"

[identity profile] starglyph.livejournal.com 2006-10-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't possibly resist this prompt, or you, or Jack in a skirt, or Jack in a kilt...

What?

*big smooch*